6. The Number One Rule for Cheaters
So wrong on so many levels, I don't even know where to start.
First, you have no business cheating. If you love and want to be in a relationship with her, why are you cheating? Just bad. You have choices. If you want to sleep with another woman, then end your relationship and sleep with another woman. Otherwise, you're just a bad person doing a bad thing. A shell of a man, even.
Second, if you are too spineless to respect your woman, you should at least be smart enough to hide it. The only thing worse than a cheater, is a stupid cheater. NEVER memorialize wrong-doings! Are you actually going to spend time flipping through photos of your debauchery? If you are, for what? To relive the moment when you cared so little for your woman that you chose naughty, albeit exciting wrong, over right? Get it together! Don't be that guy.
Know this -- she WILL find out. If you're lazy and sloppy enough to save the pictures on your phone or computer, she will find out. If you post the pictures to facebook, she will find out. If the silly broad you cheated with has a death wish and sends you pictures of your tryst, she (your woman) will find out. It may not happen immediately, but it will happen; and often when you least expect it.
What to do if this happens to you? Or rather, if you do this to yourself? DO NOT LIE ABOUT IT! The only thing worse than a stupid cheater is a stupid cheater who lies (redundant?).
When faced with an irresistible opportunity for an extra-relationship tangle, choose the head with the brain in it and pass. Jerk off. Watch porn. Call the one friend who will talk you out of it (saying it out loud will likely make it more real which will make it less appealing). Buy a new bedroom toy to use with your woman. Go to Starbuck's and fantasize about the barista with the huge boobs, but do not cheat. Hell, write me! I'll talk you back from the edge.
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